New Game Discovery!
Dear Gamers and Theymers,
My most sincerely heartwarming apologies for my lack of posting-related activities. Studying is (as you are well aware), my passion, and that will NEVER change.
BUT... I interrupt this study session to bring you an important discovery. Last week, a piece of software was e-mailed to me by an unknown sender.
Of course, only a fool would run software of unknown origin. So, I ran the .exe through the stronest anti-virus software I had (several times) to purge it of haunted entities. Upon double-clicking the executable, I was greeted by an entire playable game!
I immediately plugged in my DBII keyboard and embarked on an intense all-nighter, driven by my endless sidequest for learning and discovery. I have liberally condensed my gameplay experience into the "GAME REVIEW" section of this post.
As for the sender of this mystery e-mail? Well, judging by the game's sense of "humor," I Hypothesize* that it was accidentally sent to me by Kris' college-bound brother.† But hey, that's just a Hypothesis.
Sincerely,
Berdly
GAME REVIEW
The gameplay is "bleh"/"meh". I kept dying... OF BORDOM!!! Thus, I employed my computer science education to modify the game. Now it's much less lonely when you die ;>.
Download it below, and send any inquiries to berdly@berdly.com
[Download Coming Soon!]
* The correct term is HYPOTHESIS, not THEORY!! Look it up! I'm tired of encountering this errenous usage. It's equivalent to opening the fridge for milk, but instead you receive a carton of BissingNo. Then it replicates all the neurons in the 6th slot of your Mind Bag to 128, except they've been corrupted and believe that "Hypothessis" is equivalent to "Theory". Ensure you cite this web page when explaining this to your friends & family. I've provided the citation below:
Berdly. (202X). Berdly's Hypothepalace. Retrieved on [year] [month] [day] from https://www.berdly.com
† The fact that the game refers to the player as "Kris" adds further credibility to my Hypothesis.
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